In what can only be described as a tumultuous few weeks, President-elect Donald J. Trump has abandoned his struggle to assemble a functioning cabinet.
“Look, I gave it my best shot and think it’s best that we move on,” the future leader of the free world said.
Rather than risking any further displeasure he decided to go with a simpler pre-made shelving unit for his new kitchen.
“I’ve been using shelves my whole life and I know they can do the job.”
Trump cited the directions as the major culprit in his midday meltdown and expressed regret that he did not have any other knowledgeable staff members, such as chief strategist and White nationalist Steve Bannon, nearby to counsel him.
The in-coming Commander-in-Chief then quickly took to Twitter to express his frustrations and assured Home Depot that he would not be paying for any of it.