ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE SNARK?

AYAOTSComedian Lane Moore (The Onion, VH1) invites comedians, writers, and performers from The Onion, The Colbert Report, VH1, MTV, and even former cast members themselves to join in mocking the 1990’s Nickelodeon TV show Are You Afraid Of The Dark? in the form of a podcast. Listeners can then sync up the running commentary track with each episode. It is the greatest.

If you have access to DVDs of Are You Afraid Of The Dark?, just simply play the episodes you’d like to watch that correspond with the episodes of the Are You Afraid Of The Snark? podcast off those discs. If you have access to an Amazon Prime account, you can easily stream the series for free and you hardly have to move. If you don’t have access to either the DVDs or Amazon Prime, there are other means of watching the show, though they are ones we can not legally nor explicitly recommend. (But come on, you’re resourceful people.)

The descriptions of episodes of Are You Afraid Of The Dark? are courtesy of Amazon.com.

SEASON 1

EPISODE 1: “THE TALE OF THE PHANTOM CAB”
Two brothers get lost in the woods and arrive at Dr. Vink’s cabin for help. Dr. Vink promises to help them only if they are able to solve his riddle. When the boys can’t, he sends them out to the dark forest where they are picked up by the phantom cab.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Katie Compa, Alex Starbuck (Marvel Comics), and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 2: “THE TALE OF LAUGHING IN THE DARK”
Accepting a dare, Josh enters a haunted house at an amusement park and steals the nose off Zeebo The Clown. Zeebo’s ghost follows Josh home and demands the nose back.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Sharon Spell (The Big Shrink), Alex Starbuck (Marvel Comics), and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 3: “THE TALE OF THE LONELY GHOST”
Amanda visits her cousin Beth for the summer and is subjected to an initiation: she must spend the night in a haunted house. After seeing “help me” written on the walls of the house, Amanda and Beth find a mirror and a little girl who is trapped there.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Katie Compa, Alex Starbuck (Marvel Comics), and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 4: “THE TALE OF THE TWISTED CLAW”
On Halloween night, Kevin and Dougie visit the scary house of Miss Clove, known to everyone as “the witch”. Miss Clove gives the kids an ugly, twisted claw and claims it will grant the boys’ wishes. They soon get more than they bargained for.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Leah Dubie, Danforth France, and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse) and Are You Afraid Of The Dark? cast member (from this episode!!!) Noah Plener.

 

 

EPISODE 5: “THE TALE OF THE HUNGRY HOUNDS”
Amy is a teenager who goes to visit her relatives and her cousin Pam. One day while lurking in the attic, Amy and Pam discover their late aunt’s old horse-riding jacket in an old trunk. When Pam puts on the jacket, she becomes possessed by the spirit of their dead aunt and must feed her hungry dogs in order to rest in peace.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Katie Compa, Sharon Spell (The Big Shrink), Alex Starbuck (Marvel Comics), and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 6: “THE TALE OF THE SUPER SPECS”
In a junky magic shop, Weeds, a wimpy trixter, jokingly casts the spell of “second sight” with the help of a do-it-yourself voodoo book.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: Eric Drysdale (The Colbert Report) and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 7: “THE TALE OF THE CAPTURED SOULS”
Danielle and her parents vacation at a house overseen by an unusual young man named Peter, who keeps mirrors all over the house and hates having his picture made. Soon she learns the truth behind Peter’s strange behavior and seemingly eternal youth.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: Eric Drysdale (The Colbert Report) and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 8: “THE TALE OF THE NIGHTLY NEIGHBORS”
Emma and DayDay Toll have some weird neighbors, a family of three, who wear only black and don’t emerge from their home during daylight. When they notice bandages on the necks of pale passers-by, the two are convinced vampires are living next door.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: Eric Drysdale (The Colbert Report) and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 9: “THE TALE OF THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE”
Dean is a high school outcast who falls under the spell of an evil wizard named Goth. His friend Alix is the only one that seems to know what’s going on, and it’s up to her alone to not only save Dean but stop him from releasing the spirit of the evil sorcerer.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: Danforth France and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 10: “THE TALE OF JAKE AND THE LEPRECHAUN”
Young Jake is excited to be part of a play called “Will o’ the Wisp”, a story about an elf saving a boy by changing him into a leprechaun. Soon Jake notices some unusual changes like he’s really changing into a leprechaun himself.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedians Ric Rosario (UCB Theatre), Bridey Elliott (Conan), Aparna Nancherla (@midnight).

 

 

EPISODE 11: “THE TALE OF THE DARK MUSIC”
Andy Carr and his family move into their uncle’s old house and Andy has the creeps. It’s not until he hears the Dark Music in the basement that his suspicions are confirmed.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: comedian Leah Dubie and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 12: “THE TALE OF THE PROM QUEEN”
Greg and Jam are investigating a legend of a ghost that appears every prom night waiting for a ride that never comes. They discover that a young girl was the victim of a hit and run while waiting for her boyfriend to pick her up for their prom in 1956.

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: Johnny McNulty (The Onion) and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

 

 

EPISODE 13: “THE TALE OF THE PINBALL WIZARD”
Ross spends all of his time playing pinball at the mall. The manager of the arcade trusts Ross to stay in the arcade alone, but with a warning to avoid playing the “Mystery Machine.”

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Lane’s special guest Snarkers: Johnny McNulty (The Onion) and Dave Steffey (Sports Abuse).

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