ORIGINAL POSTED ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 22ND, 2014: Every Friday, The Experiment Comedy showcases comedians you should be following on Twitter. In this week’s edition of ‘Why Aren’t You Following?’, we proudly present to you the Tweets of New York City-based comic Daralyn Kelleher!
Daralyn Kelleher has been doing it up in The Big Apple comedy scene for only a couple of years now but she’s been blazing a career path for herself at various venues such as The No Fun Bar, The Beauty Bar, The Experiment at The People’s Republic of Brooklyn, and Videology, where she co-hosts the very popular comedy variety show Comedyology, alongside fellow comic Ross Parsons, every third Saturday of the month.
Daralyn is also quite prolific on Vine, posting some great videos such as these:
But you should really check out her Twitter feed. Here are some of our favorite Tweets:
If anyone is secretly in love with me, I’m cool with you confessing it at this time.
— Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) August 18, 2014
I make walking in high heels look effortless*. *i lay down on the sidewalk. — Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) August 16, 2014
I don’t smoke weed, but I do smoke gouda. Who wants a snack?
— Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) August 10, 2014
Every time it doesn’t work out w a guy my therapist gets one double session richer. — Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) July 1, 2014
I can only hope to one day be as trendy as an American Apparel mannequin.
— Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) June 30, 2014
If one more person tells me I have cat like mannerisms, I’m going to bat them! — Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) June 20, 2014
“Call me crazy, but… whoops- you already did!” -Me to my ex.
— Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) June 13, 2014
I’ve been learning how to Dougie for 5 years now, and I’ve almost got it. — Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) June 12, 2014
No I didn’t just wave back at you, guy who was waving at people behind me. (Ok I did!)
— Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) May 3, 2014
Hi can i plz get a sundae w extra extra hot fudge & no ice cream? Also, no cup. On 2nd thought I’ll just kegstand this hot fudge tap, thx! — Daralyn Kelleher (@deekizzle) May 1, 2014
Follow Daralyn on Twitter RIGHT NOW: @deekizzle!